scratched the cornea of my right eye while doing some construction work. practically half-blind and banned from the laptop right now. spent most hours in pain and nausea because it fucked up the balance or something since i’m also short-sighted.
will be mia until mostly functional again, jsyk.
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
I saw that. I screamed a little. A scream of trepidation.
i was writing some of the chaleigh prompts when i got that twitter notification. i screamed a little too and then rolled under the bed.
i really, really hope he doesn’t know how to operate tumblr.
i hope he didn’t check the chuck hansen tag because uh
I THINK HE GOT SHOT A LOT??? i love my men all sweaty and bloody and beaten up.
oh gosh wow I am sort of flustered right now because chuck and raleigh and yancy all sweaty and bloody and beaten up
"you’re bleeding on my couch."
"you have becket to blame for that." chuck’s scowl turns into a grimace when mako slaps his hand away, crouches down to inspect the cuts on his arm. he hisses when she pokes at them. "both beckets.”
raleigh limps out of the kitchen with an icepack pressed against an ugly bump inches over his left eyebrow. “they called you a fag and threatened to snap your violin into two.”
"i could’ve handled it on my own, mate!"
"is that why you cried when that asshole punched you?" raleigh sneers, less-than-gently tossing the icepack at chuck’s head. it connects with a wet ‘schlup’ and mako pushes chuck down when he attempts to lunge at raleigh. "you’re welcome, hansen."
mako raises an eyebrow at yancy, who is leisurely stretched out despite a black eye and several nasty-looking bruises on his face. “i thought you’re supposed to chaperone?”
yancy flashes her a grin, the inner lining of his mouth stained red. he holds up a hand for a high-five as raleigh plops down to join him on the floor. “they started it. like i’m gonna let some punkass kids talk shit about my boyfriend.”
"our boyfriend," raleigh corrects, not for the first time and probably not the last. his elbow digs into yancy’s side. "ours.”
chuck glowers. there are hello kitty bandages on his cheek, which makes him more cute than terrifying, and mako’s sticking pokemon ones on his arm. “ex-boyfriend, you mean.”
raleigh and yancy mock-gasp in sync.
"you don’t mean that, chuckles."
"pretty baby, you’re breaking my heart here."
“DON’T CALL ME THAT.”
mako sighs and pushes chuck down again.
- Why I like them: WHY DONT I? oh wait that’s next. i love ino because she has a heart almost twice the size of her ego. her jutsu is the coolest shit ever. she’s so strong mentally and keeps fighting and keeps smiling and keeps being herself
- Why I don’t: she’s not the main heroine HAHA
- Favorite episode (scene if movie): sakura vs ino fight
- Favorite season/movie: ASUMA ARC
- Favorite line: it’s not a matter of can or can’t, i’m doing it!
- Favorite outfit: the orange shirt and white pants hehe
- OTP: NARUINO……..
- Brotp: sakuino
- Head Canon: inoichi was a single dad and had to raise ino on his own because ino’s mom was just a normal civilian and grew tired of the life of a shinobi and how often inoichi wasn’t home.
- Unpopular opinion: she’s actually a virgin and hasn’t kissed boys and she’s all talk with the flirting when it actually comes to sexual things and kissing she doesn’t really know what she’s doing
- A wish: one last awesome moment from ino in the manga before it’s over. or her to meet kushina and they get along weh
- An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: DEATH NO BAD
- 5 words to best describe them: golden, friends, inoshikacho, flowers, and courage
- My nickname for them: QUEEN
- Why I like them: WE ALL LOVE INO
- Why I don’t: we don’t do memes as much as we used to and we’ve kind gone our own ways liking other stuff
- Favorite episode (scene if movie): MEME TIME
- Favorite season/movie: ALL TIME
- Favorite line: when we all agreed to drink wine together
- Favorite outfit: where are our team ino shirts kayla lol
- OTP: everyone/everyone
- Brotp: same
- Head Canon: that we don’t love ino any less than we did before despite changing interests
- Unpopular opinion: idek
- A wish: meme soon
- An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: ONE OF US DOESNT LOVE INO ANYMORE
- 5 words to best describe them: perfect, fun, booze, ino (lol), unity
- My nickname for them: best team
man vs wild